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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

What are some examples of the use of the word “piacere” in Italian? What do they mean and how would you translate them into English?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

A reservoir of gold lies hidden in Earth’s core. Scientists say it’s leaking - CNN

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Rory McIlroy Says He Shot 81 at Oakmont Last Week - Sports Illustrated

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

First glimpse of a charred scroll after two millennia thanks to AI and X-rays - Earth.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do good-looking men date homely women?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

What type of shoes do avid runners typically prefer and why? Is there a difference in performance between different types of running shoes?

No, not a chance

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Microsoft Copilot flaw raises urgent questions for any business deploying AI agents - Fortune

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Reds Designate Jeimer Candelario For Assignment - MLB Trade Rumors

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

George Clooney Reveals His Wife Amal’s Reaction When He Came Home With His New Hair - HuffPost